Merlin:This will be the last time either of us get to sleep in a proper bed.
Arthur:Merlin, I'm prepared to face all manner of horrors in this world, but if you think I'm sharing this bed with you...
Merlin:What? No, that's not what I meant!
Arthur:Right. Good. Comfort to know. BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE I WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY WANTED TO SHARE A BED WITH YOU YEAH YOU DRAG YOUR BEAUTIFUL PALE BODY AWAY TO YOUR OWN DAMN CHAMBERS AND CUDDLE WITH GWAINE OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO YEAH NOW EXCUSE ME AS I GO WALLOW IN MY KINGLY ANGST AND JUST TO PROVE HOW LITTLE I WANT TO SHARE A BED WITH YOU I'LL GO DUMP GWEN OK BYE